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14.06.2025 09:41

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.