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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 09:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Less is more: To build muscle and gain strength, researchers say train smarter—not longer - Medical Xpress

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What is a sermon to talk about men?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.